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1. A plan that's simple.
2. A band from Canada responsible for hits like "I'm Just A Kid", "I'd Do Anything", "Addicted", "Perfect", "Shut Up", "Welcome To My Life" and "Untitled" (Which has a drunk driving themed video) Well hated by people who think its not "real" or "quality" music
1. Hey, I got a simple plan for you.
2. Simple Plan coming up next on 103.5 KISS FM.
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A Pop-Punk Band formed in Montreal, Canada. Great guys that don't deserve all the shit that people give. They write their lyrics through the eyes of their fans and therefor (despite popular belief) are not "complaining". The members are great guys and they're probably one of the best live shows out there today. Doesn't anybody have anything better to do today than make fun of bands they absolutely "can't stand"?
So Simple Plan is musically talented and they're very down-to-earth. Stop hatin'.
Me: Hey what are you doing?
Kid with no life: oh nothing.. just devoting a ton of time writing this definition about simple plan (whom I can't stand) and bashing on all their fans because they're just teenyboppers... when i could be listening to the bands i do like or maybe even going outside and getting off the damn computer.
Me: stfu.
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to get ready to get high, plan for getting stoned such as getting snacks, eye drops, breath spray, etc..
guy 1 : hey you got the flight plan?
guy 2: yeah we got fruit roll-ups, cookies, clear eye, tic-tacs and we gunna smoke at my places.
guy 1: sounds nice.
Common among females, two or more persons agree to plans at the beginning of the week that they will inevitably not follow through with. These plans are commonly forgotten due to the spontaneity with which they are created. Males that are aware of said plans are often able to detect that the plans will be cancelled due to the forgetfulness of the women, thus allowing them to also plan ahead to spend time with their female companions.
"Sally said she had already agreed to meet Gina for dinner this friday but those were just poon plans, I'm sure she'll be free that night."
Derived from World War 1, when Germany tried to attack France from behind but still lost.
The modern derivative means 'To go in from behind, and still end up getting fucked'.
"I tried to give her anal, but she pulled a Schlieffen Plan on me. Now I can't walk straight."
Spanish for “The Plan” it is a classified series of documents by Formula 1 driver Fernando Alonso, what “El Plan” is… nobody knows except Alonso himself. However it is expected to aid Alonso and Alpine Formula 1 team to race wins in the 2022 season, even the constructors or drivers championship.
“Wow, Alonso finishes first in the Alpine, that’s 21 consecutive race wins for the now 3 time world champion”
“All part of El Plan”