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rise records

A kick ass record label located in Oregon. Bands include: FIVE MINUTE RIDE, STILL LIFE PROJECTOR, LIFE BEFORE THIS and many more. Rock.

Rise Records is the best label in the universe.

by RISE August 6, 2005

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Roadrunner Records

Absolutely the best record company ever. Signed artists such as Spineshank, The Agony Scene, and Killswitch Engage. Roadrunner dominates the metal genre by producing unique new sounds from fresh artists.

Roadrunner Records came out with a 25th anniversary album. It rules!

by Ephemeron January 12, 2006

34πŸ‘ 57πŸ‘Ž


Record Deepness

1. When something is so incredibly profound you feel quite certain it should hold a record for it's profundity.

2. When you're the President of the United States and you are fabricating factoids regarding the great lakes.

Dude 1: You ever wonder if we are all just like... Here?

Dude 2: Duuudee.... Record deepness....

Donald Trump: "They are big. Very deep. Record deepness, right?"

by turdburglar333 March 29, 2019

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scratching the record

When a male or female pleasures a female through her jeans using a hand motion that resembles rubbing a vinyl record in order to get a scratch sound effect. This motion usually precedes sex and is used during fore play.

"Yo I got her so hot she reached down and started scratching the record. You know what happened next."

by that one dude 1 October 5, 2009

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record digger

one who searches for vinyl records frequently, hoping to discover rare records that may have slipped through the cracks among lots of other records which are useless.

my friend frank "dj tricks" is a record digger, he's always digging through records at flee markets,and swap meets trying to find jazz,funk and rare soul records.

by dj tricks June 22, 2013

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The record player

Something that Sleepy Joe 'braindead' Biden thinks parents should have on at night so kids can 'hear words.' It is unclear however if this is actually a good idea, since Joe didn't seem to know what the hell he wanted to say (as usual) and was confused between the record player, the radio, the television and even the phone!

Joe 'braindead' Biden: Play the radio! Make sure the television the-the excuse me, make sure you have the record player on at night, the the the phone, make sure the kids hear words!

Normal person: you're a fucking retard, Trump won anyway.

by Icy Wyte July 21, 2022

14πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Off Record

Declaration, statement, that is not an official statement and can be refused later. It's an unauthorized Statement. Normally incorrect pollitically.

RT Reporter: Ok, and finally the last most awaited question: Tell me the true about the 9-11...

Unknown CIA Agent: Ok... I see you are very interested in it. I would tell you a story, but this I will confess you, itΒ΄ll be an off record. After you hear this you will never be the same person, and this burden will be with you until your death. Maybe you will prosecuted or threated. If you say anything and you say I said it. I will deny everything. Do you understand ?

by APOLOKIA GENOCIDE April 7, 2014

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