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A method of ranking the nerdiness and idiocy of an act. Much like the pH scale, this ranks acts based on how ludicrously and socially outlandish the act truly was. It ranges from 0 to 14, 14 being the most unacceptable. No 14 has ever been recorded, but the scale leader and co-founder, Sir Collin (preferred title: Lvl 47 Dungeon Master) has come close.
CM hits his head after falling to the ground in a pick up game of football. Nothing nerdy there, if anything, very manly. Yet, he grabs his head, and in a loud voice shreeks, "OW! My cranium!"
Reason for achieving a 13 on the McCormack Scale: seriously, we all knew you hurt your head, but you used a multisyllabic word to get your point across.
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The scale used to determine how "white" one is based on a scale from 0-44, where 0 is ghetto black acting as a whigger where one would be popin caps left and right, 22 is perfect white/black balance, and 44 is excessive white where one would be watching Fraiser while drinking a brocelli smoothie in a pair of pleated pants.
Nerd: BYYYYYY GOLLY I NEED MORE PLEATED PANTS!
Dude: Bro, I would rather stick my dick in the oven than listen to your 44 ass.
Nerd: You are correct mmmmmyyyyyy Honky Scale rating is a perfect 44 based on proven mathematical evidence.
Black Male: Yo what it be homes? Oh shit a 44! I better get MY 44, Shiiiiiit...
Nerd: Please remove yourself from my grill my geographicaly southern brethren!
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The name is a reference to a highly potent form of cocaine named Peruvian Fishscale.
Wow son im straight buggin off this fish scale.
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The amount beers it would take to have sex with the person you are rating.
This is the reversed scale of 1-10 when rating someone's attractiveness. While on the 1-10 scale, 10 would be good, 10 on the Millard Scale would be a terrible rating. It would mean 10 beers are required to get you to sleep with that person.
(1-10 is the generic rating system, but some people can handle more, which would make 10 NOT the worst nor maximum rating.)
guy 1: she's a ten
guy 2: on the millard scale?
guy 1: I meant the generic scale, on the millard scale, she's a 0.
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Q: How Are Fart Magnitudes Measured?
A: The Ripster Scale
The magnitude of most fartquakes is measured on the Ripster scale, invented by Toots McGee in 1957. The Ripster magnitude is calculated from the amplitude of the largest seismic cheek flapping recorded for the fartquake, no matter what type of wave was the strongest.
At the (fill in the blank mexican restaurant) the other night, I was standing at the urinal draining the main when a 9.2...possibly up to 9.5 Ripster scale fartquake exploded in the stall adjacent the urinal. I cut the stream off prematurely and headed for the exit with a texas-sized pee stain in my drawers.
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A scale from 1-10 used to rank the hotness of girls.
Mike: How hot do you think that girl is on a hot scale?
George: Probably a 6.
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Scale:
minor-intense
1. minor tizz
2. complete tizz and to-do
3. strop
4. a visit to strop central
5. F.T. (funny turn)
6. spazattack
7. complete ditherspaz
8. nervy b. (nervous breakdown)
9. complete nervy b.
10. ballisitcisimus
jaz had a complete nervy d. today in blodge when the teacher squirted big blood on her desk!
are you serious a 9 on the Losing it Scale
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