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The key no one EVER bloody fucking uses. This key is normally ignored by morons, imbeciles, ignorants, dumbasses, shitbirds, and all around -twats-.
Morons that ignore this beautiful key, often forget many other, wonderful, things you can do with a keyboard.
See: GrammarPunctuation
People on the internet often come back with a big, bullshit argument based on the 'fact' that no one bother to type things correctly on the computer because its a waste of time.
Well you know what, shitbird? If you learn how to type, and practice good grammar, punctuation, and spelling, eventually typing like this on the computer is easy. I, personally, think writing "omfglaewlers, 1 jst t0k @ sh1t! LOL!"
Shitbird (someone who ignores shift): hi wasszup lol
Me: After you go to sleep tonight, i`m going to fucking murder you with a rusty butter-knife.
Shitbirdtwo: Omfg laewl u r so stupid ppl don typ gud on the cmpt bcse its hrd lol pls shift key dsnt evn mke sense lOL
Me: Go fall in a well and DIE.
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when you get carried away while having sex and you pull out to far and slam it into the woman's (or man's if that's your deal) ass, side of the pussy or side of the leg..
o shit..I was fucking my woman last night and blew a shift..now I can fuck around corners..
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Making noises with your mouth and throat that replicate those that would be made by a motor vehicle (typically a dirt bike).
"weeeawheeeeeee wewewwwwwwweee"
"Yo that's some nice burp shifting right there"
A closing shift followed by an opening shift the next day. So named because you come home, go to bed, roll over twice, and get up for your next shift.
Tomorrow's my rollover shift man, I gotta get some sleep.
Batman Shift:
The 3 shift at a hotel.
Also called graveyard shift, or midnight shift.
Usually starts at 11pm and ends at 07am.
1: Are you working today?
2: Yeah, I got the Batman Shift.
1: I hate that I have to deal with all these drunk people when I work the Batman Shift.
If you look closely at your testicular pouch for just a few minutes you will notice subtle movement of the skin your not in control of. Must be done sitting or laying down.
Employee: Sir, you have to leave the movie theater
Me: Shut up! I'm trying to watch my sack shift
In fire department terminology, the department firefighters
are divided into 3 shifts, to provide a full compliment on-duty 24 hours per shift, 7 days a week, 365. A-shift, B-Shift, and C-shift, rotating continually. B-shift is always considered to be the crew that fucks-up regularly and has the most fucked-up personnell.
That sonofabitch is so screwed-up, he belongs on B-shift!
Look what B-shift did now, fucking buttweasels ate all of the chocolate cake!
I'd rather have a sister in a whorehouse than a brother on B-shift.
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