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One's factor of whether or not they need to urinate. A urination situation is commonly prompted on long road trips. This factor is vital so no one pisses on your backseat because those new panther seat covers are the hotness.
Yo Jerry, what's your urination situation?
Ah it's pretty mild, let's hit up McDonalds first.
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the restroom. Used when going to take a crap.
"Ya'll, I'll be in the situation room if ya need me!"
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Ned talk for when there is trouble.
"Oh shit man we've got a situation here." When they are about to get a kicking.
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Noun
1. A circumstance in which the speaking party has little to no control. One can expect a change of plans. These situations usually arise due to a lack of communication between parties, especially those of large number. If you are a member of said party, expect to sit around, waiting to be told what to do.
Our arrival at WVU will be a fluid situation. Make sure you are prepared to warm up when we can.
Due to the lack of communication from the school, expect our performance to be a fluid situation.
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A system of ethics that evaluates acts in light of their situational context rather than by the application of moral absolutes.
Situational ethics:
Imagine you are invited to dinner at the house of a friend. You arrive, exchange polite conversation, enjoy a few appetizers and sit down at the table. Midway through the main course you suddenly begin shouting at the other guests, overturning the chairs, grab the host out of his chair and begin physically assaulting him.
That would be considered highly inappropriate behavior - unless, of course, you had just observed him choking, you took charge of the situation, instructing one guest to call for help, another to wait outside and flag down the ambulance while you cleared obstructions out of the way and administered the life-saving Heimlich maneuver.
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When a woman suddenly, and otherwise inexplicably, becomes obsessed with babies, pregnancy, nesting, etc. during a particular time of her cycle.
Girl: "Do you think someday we will have little babies?"
Guy: "Thought you didn't want kids?"
Girl: "Well, I do now. Must be an ovulation situation."
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Situational Elation is the feeling you get when your life is usually shitty,but something unexpectedly good happens to you!
Andy said......That Mark sure seems happy.....which is really weird because his life sucks!
Sherrill responded........Ya his life is shit....but its just a bout of Situational Elation......somebody just bought his property out of the blue and he can pay off his debts! His life is still shit,but he owes less!
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