choad smoker

A person who performs the act of fellatio on a penis whose diameter is greater than its length.

Hey choad smoker, pass me another beer.

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chode-smoker

Someone who orally engages a 'chode' (A Penis thats wider than it is long)

Jamie Cullam is such a chode-smoker.

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bologna smoker

homosexual; faggot; a gay.

Vito Spatafore is the biggest bologna smoker I ever saw.

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pole smoker

A dumbass whom serves no other purpose but to suck dick.

Usually your boss.

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Ethiopian Smoker

a Ethiopian Smoker is a term used to describe a fart that is so horrifyingly bad to smell the person who ushered it into existence can smell the fart in full detail comparing to the smell of a 3rd world country hence the term "Ethiopian Smoker"

"I swear to god if one more kid in this class does an Ethiopian Smoker I am leaving the class."

"hey did you hear about Johnny? he is in the hospital because he had a horrible Ethiopian Smoker."

"did you know Communist countries use Ethiopian Smokers as a form of torture?"

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mud smoker

When you fuck a girl in the ass and pull it out and she blows you.

Is your woman a mud smoker?

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non smoker

Someone who wants to look their age, smell nice, and live past 50.

"Wanna cigarette?"
"Naw man, that's just not how I roll; I'm a non smoker"

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