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When a guy poison, stabs, shoots a girl, ties her up in a burlap sack, throws her in a river and if she survives, he jizzes in her ear. That's the surprise.
-What happened to Mary?
-Ah, her boyfriend gave her a Rasputin's Surprise.
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When a woman who looks amazing from behind turns around and shuts down one's senses with her unanticipated hideousness.
Man, my jeans were getting tight until she turned around and BAM, uggo surprise.
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When someone you thought died in a show is suddenly back
What a Shia Surprise! I didn't expect that!
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A taste busting snack as defined by British comedian Jasper Carrot: Ham, jam and Spam wrapped round a Wagon Wheel.
The death row prisoner was asked what he wanted for his last meal. Without a moment's hesitation, and with the resignation of a man condemned, he whispered, "A Porky Surprise".
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Doesn't have to be 6am, but anytime your partner rolls over for an unexpected bonin'/love session.
"He usually sleeps 'til noon, but he woke up today with a 6am surprise."
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Not to be confused with "kiss rape," surprise kiss is the spontaneous AND consenting act of kissing, especially at a frat dance party.
Girl 1: I saw you getting kiss raped on the dance floor last night.
Girl 2: No, I totally wanted it, it was surprise kiss.
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v. When you shit in a pillow case and beat someone about the head and shoulders.
My friend threw up in my house and didnt clean it so he got a cincinnati surprise
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