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When you rape a girl behind a dumpster and get off.
Dude I pulled off the swimmer last night!
...im calling the police
When you leave a mass of water and still have the feeling of water still trapped inside of your ear
Surfer dude 1 -"Hey dude you wanna grab some food in 20"
Surfer dude 2 -"Sorry bro I didn't hear a word you said"
Surfer dude 1 - "Oh you got that swimmer's ear going on."
When a man is about to climax and ejaculates in his partner's ear
Last night he gave her swimmer's ear.
The simultaneously unfortunate and wonderful feeling that is premature ejaculation
Randy: And then I got in there and it felt soooo sweeet!!
Wally: DUDE!!!
Randy: She looked me in the eye, whispered my name and I couldn't stop the swimmers!!!
Wally: You bitch! Control your jizz!
Jumbo: “God I love Puerto Rico! Home of the Border swimmers!!”
The most painful outside ear infection that makes your jaw hurt and put drops in your ear
Swimmer: I got Swimmer’s Ear
Friend: is that good?
Swimmer: No it hurts WAY too bad!
When a man ejaculates in someone’s ear canal, filling it with semen and thus making it a swimmer’s ear.
I pulled out and came in her ear. Straight up gave her swimmer’s ear.