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When someone is being a really retarted, immature, or doing something really dumb
Like in most cases a prank or rather immature prank that someone pulls
*Johnny draws a penis on a desk*
"Johnny you're a Tim"
*Carlos puts hand sanitizer on somebody's chair before they sit down*
"Carlos you're such a Tim dude"
100% Grade A, Cage-free, man meat. The biggest stud on the block whose cock makes angels weep.
Before they invented a pimpslap they called it a Tim.
Desiree: Be rough with me!
Alex: Don't make me give you a Tim!
Tim is the best friend you will ever have
He helps you through life and sends you lots of memes and porn for some reason
You call each other lots of names but you’re always joking
No matter how far away you are from each other
He will always make an effort to talk to you about anything and everything
Person: oh hey have you seen tim
Different person: I h8 tim he’s a bitch
Person: *kills different people*
He will steal your girl at any bar when you go to the bathroom. He also enjoys participating in 3 or 4 somes.
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To swear something on Timberland’s boots
Jake: on god? Nah I put that on tims
If you are a Tim than you are a person described as unfunny, not cool, or a “looser”
Yo, stop being a Tim, I hate Tims
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A nice guy. He will try to be your friend. If you are rude, he will keep trying. He will give up and avoid you after that. Has been through a lot, but doesn't show it. You are truly lucky to have him, and if you break up with him, he will remember you for months, and often makes inappropriate jokes to hide his sadness. He's very loyal. His love is always genuine. Some days, he may push you to the side, but he will realize that and try to make it up.
Man, I dont think Tim can take another break-up. He's just such a great guy.
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