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Towel Tango

The dance performed under a towel, most commonly seen at the Beach, or in a changing room, when getting changed under the towel to hide as much skin as possible.

Becky doesn't like being seen naked in the changing room, so she performs a towel tango.

by Ashreyel May 10, 2011

4994๐Ÿ‘ 2108๐Ÿ‘Ž


bukkake towel

The towel that is used to wipe the baby batter off of the receiving female's face, chest and neck area.

The bukkake towel got stuck to the ceiling .

by the kennbone February 17, 2005

49๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Terrible Towel

a yellow hand towel that diehard Pittsburgh Steelers fans wave during a football game.

Watch a Steelers home game on ESPN...you will see the Terrible Towels being waved.

by SSgt J's Wife January 20, 2005

246๐Ÿ‘ 92๐Ÿ‘Ž


gentleman's towel

The towel, shirt or cloth like substance you give a woman after intercourse to wipe up excess bodily fluids.

Would you like a gentleman's towel before anything gets on your sheets?

by C&H Love Factory December 23, 2013

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Jazz Towel

A towel used exclusively for cleaning up ejaculate.

No don't use that towel Kelly, that's the jazz towel

by Joost911 August 15, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dick Towel

A towel, which you can purchase at dicktowel.com, that allows you to cover up, while jokingly exposing drawings of your private parts. One end of the towel has a large penis and the other end of the towel has a tiny penis, the smallest some have ever seen.

Dick Towel is proven to get you laid.

"Hey Dude, how'd you manage to bang Beth?"

"I was at the pool, and she totally wanted to bang me after I showed her the large bird on my Dick Towel."

by Chaseburgala November 18, 2009

45๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


wet towel

A person who hangs all over everyone, is a drip, and generally makes the place go sour if left unattended to immediately.

"Man, that girl is just a wet towel. She needs to get a life!

by Diters December 10, 2005

125๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž