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The Lady Vault is a ladies term for Masturbatory Aids. Similar to a "spank bank" but for ladies.
Alexander Skarsgard is #1 in my lady vault
When you want to talk shit about someone or something. When you want to get something hush hush like a big secret, something embarrassing or simply something you don't want getting back to a friend.
Y'all, vault talk, vault talk. She had to sneak out of Dicky Douche's house after he put on his CPAP. She grabbed her damn spray butter from the fridge before she got her sound machine from the bedroom.
This is so tacky of me, but that banana pudding tasted like gritty shit - Vault talk!!
Vault talk, my sister went to her friend's house and drank hurricane champagne instead of going to work. A hurricane party is fun until it isn't.
Vault talk, Charity's husband has been diddling the nanny.
Vault talk, my teacher made me rat out someone for throwing up in the bathroom. What a bitch!
some latino boy who loves a cloud and very wholesome
hey thats pretty epic vault nutters
Another name for your sweet pussy.
Put your 12 inch throbbing cock into my fish vault.
When a questionable transgenser woman suddenly pokes you and sees how far across the room you jump
I went home with this baddy last night just to get pole vaulted me across the room.
When a small, slightly obese man is tied to a bed, butt naked ( preferably erect ), and a naked woman runs at him and grasps his genitalia using it as a “pole vault”
“Oh my god man, me and Kate totally did the Connecticut Pole Vault last night. It was freaking awesome!”
Typically used when talking about sports betting. Vault means you keep it to yourself. “Lay,” being short for Parlay.
*sends screenshot to your friend*
You: yessir my vault lay just hit and I won $500 from a $25 bonus bet!
Friend: dude why didn’t you tell me about that?! I totally would’ve tailed you!