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Frequently short, fluffy haired, muscular, and a great lover. He's a protector, someone who will help you and protect you in hard times regardless of the situation. He loves and is easy to love in return just because of how great he is. He sometimes acts like a crackhead but that's a given, he's Zach after all!
Zach is a safe place, a comfort person, someone you go to to feel like you again. Zach will help you find yourself when your lost.
Zach will save you, in every way a person can be saved
He is also the embodiment of a chocolate lab.
Woah, did you see that girl?
Does she have a boyfriend?
Yeah, it's Zach.
Wow, he's such a good guy, she's so lucky
A Joint of exceptional quality and fineness. Commonly causing those who partake to burst into odd songs
#1-Hey! wanna go out to the woods and smoke this fat zach with me?
#2-Is the pope catholic? lets go! Onward!
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zach is a player! everyone loves him, especially girls! he has a wide range of girls everywhere. hes always caught flirting. worries a lot about his reputation, stays positive, and likes to blame things on others. he doesnt care about other people only him self. but zach is a good person deep down inside, but he just hasnt prove it to himself yet.
Zach is not to be messed with.
Zach is a powerful man.
Should I date Zach, he's hot?!
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A man who will fuck you then leave you to cry in your bed
Guy 1: He totally pulled a zach on me last night
Guy 2: He was ugly anyways
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(noun) A recipe that has had an otherwise minor ingredient increased in ratio to comprise anywhere from 1/3 to 1/2 of the total volume of the mixture. IE: a Zach Green Tea with sugar is 2/3 Green Tea, 1/3 sugar.
Yo man, would you make me a rum and coke? Oh, and make it a Zach.
Are you sure dude? You gotta drive home later...
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a guy who cums way to early.
a premature ejactulater.
the opposite of straight. (gay)
he is such a zach.
zach cums to early
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