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1) Where a girl is so excited that when she give a guy a BJ, she doesn't unbutton the top button, she leaves it buttoned and pulls down the zipper only.
2) Also, if a girl is giving you a BJ in a public place.
1) "Dam dude last night, she wanted to suck my cock so bad that she gave me a zipper job!" "WTF, nice!!"
2) "Dont look over there kids, theres a girl giving a guy a zipper job!"
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A man who suffers from premature ejaculation.
Nice guy but the sex was crap, he was a rusty zipper.
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I tapped that bitches "baby zipper" once, and almost had to unzip it 6 weeks later, i.e. an abortion.
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Hoooo boy. On one hand, the name makes more sense than Sticky Fingers, but on the other, it just sounds ridiculous.
Ah yes, my favourite superhero, Zipper Man.
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When in the act of intercourse the male keeps his pants on and upon finishing is left with a Lather on his zipper region
Damn I was in such a hurry to nail this chick, I left my pants on and ended up with Zipper Lather.
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There is so much un-wiped fecal matter in the crevice between your left and right butt cheeks that you can no longer open them. May often cause inability to poop. It is often linked to having a lot of anal hair and a lack of hygiene. As well as being a condition, it can also be used as an insult.
1. Dude, I've got a terrible case of Zipper Butt.
2. How's it going, Zipper Butt?
3. What's your problem? Do you have Zipper Butt or something?
4. Her Zipper Butt was about a Bananometer long, I almost puked.
5. My Zipper Butt finally split today! I bent over, and it cracked right open!
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a fart that sounds like a zipper sound, especially of a sleeping bag zipping sound.
That wasn't a fart. I was zipping up my sleeping bag.
Yeah, whatever! That was a zipper fart.
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