wii-tire

retiring from the game of wii for the day

Jenna: hey girl.. we've been in wii-bernation all day
Anne: you're right, i think it's time to wii-tire

Fuck tire

Roll your partner up like a tire (feet over shoulders), and take it to pound town.

Last night my girl let me try a fuck tire.

tired jollies

When Ann from Bellevue climbs a mountain, drinks two beers in four hours, then gets very giggly. Ann has the Tired Jollies.

Ann is very tired and giggly. Ann has the Tired Jollies (TJ's)

chubby-tired

A feeling of total sloth resulting from over-consumption of greasy and/or fried food. Symptoms include drowsiness, loss of motivation, hysteria, delusion, abdominal pain, loss of focus and bloatedness.

I'm feeling kind of chubby-tired, can't we go on a hike tomorrow?

After eating 3 plates of cheese fries, I was feeling very chubby-tired.

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water the tires

to pull over to the side of the road and urinate on your tractor trailer tires or your car, pickup,suv, or motorcycle tires

" I can't hold it no more.. I gotta stop and water the tires!"

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Big Tires

When a freind buys new tires and obsesses over them. Thinking they are bigger than monster truck tires, stopping at every truck he sees and comparing when while continuing to ask "are my tires big?" "you think my tires are big" if you dont thats tight

Example:

Freind 1: So that movie last night was tight huh?

Zach:
You think my tires are big

Freind 1: What?

Zach: If you dont I aint trippin Big tires

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Tire Turds

The small piles of mucky snow left behind, in parking spaces, when the snuck is loosed from a vehicle's wheel well.

Must be warming up, there's tire turds everywhere, in this parking lot.

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