When a decision that has 2 or more outcomes that are both possibly disastrous and is hard to decide.
The government is in a state of limbotic-crisis on whether to put the country into full lockdown or to allow people to go out, causing the virus to spread.
A decade where it seemed everyone’s favorite artists, actors, and influencers, either screwed everything up or died.
Examples include Juice WRLD, XXXTENTACION, and Cameron Boyce
*conversation in the 2020s*
Remember the crisis of the 2010s, I still miss those guys.
When all of a sudden you get horny in an area where you cannot satisfy yourself so you get very self conscious or frustrated.
Ron: I had a horny crisis the other day at the mall.
Rick: Ah man that sucks!
Ron: Yeah, good thing I was close to leaving.
When you are between 14-19 and you learn that you cant trashtalk people online your whole life and being emo is just a phase
I feel like Anton isnt as toxic anymore, i guess he had an edgystential crisis
When you are broke, and have no money until next pay but don't want to say you are broke. Especially useful if you still have assets with some monetary value, but very much don't want to sell them.
Sorry dudes, can't go to Montreal this weekend, I am having a short-term liquidity crisis, and I've only got $1.17 left in my chequing account.
The feeling a Mexican who has lived in the US for many years gets when they finally save enough money to retire back to their hometown in Mexico, but then they realize their children are Americanized and will stay living in the USA forever.
I came to the US at age 15 with nothing and worked hard labor and construction for 40 years, breaking my back and sending all my money to my family back home in Michoacan. I finally saved up enough to build a house and retire back in my hometown. I am finally able to live the life I always wanted for myself growing up. I finally made it! I took my teenage kids out to dinner at a Mexican restaurant to celebrate and they ordered corn dogs and spoke to the waiter in English. Talk about a Mexistential Crisis... (sigh).
The sudden onslaught of facial hair growth brought upon by a coupling of stress and man's failure to groom himself adequately
"I reckon Jenna's made Dave sleep on the couch again. Look at the Crisis Fuzz he's got going on!"