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When you take a cucumber and stick it in boiling water for a few minutes, take it and hollow it out, then jack off until orgasm. It feels so good.
Guy1: Dude, what are you gonna to tonight?
Guy2: I think I'm gonna watch some porn while wanking cucumber style.
Guy1: Nice. Wanna do it together?
Guy2: Sure.
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Being as a cool as a cucumber is a very hard thing to achieve. One must be intensely cool to be as cool as a cucumber. Cool as a cucumber means that you are one the coolest people of all time.
John was as cool as a cucumber. Everybody loved him because of it.
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It's the new "cool beans," but it sounds way better. Why would beans be cool? Well, cucumbers would be cool because they're in the fridge. Of course.
Person 1: Dude, I'm gonna hit up that Abandon Kansas concert
Person 2: Cool cucumbers!
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Noun. A man with a small penis. Named after the popular British tea sandwich which, though tasty, is not quite filling and leaves you wanting more.
"Oh, I had a cucumber sandwich last night but I really needed a biscuit to curb my hunger."
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A Raw Cucumber is when a male whom is a virgin, "gets freaky" with a female whom isn't a virgin, afterward, the Raw Cucumber, is now the Cooked Cucumber.
"I'm no Raw Cucumber anymore!"
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When a man takes the fresh, wet grass from the bottom of his lawn mower, wraps his dick with it, then sticks it in a girl's butt.
Mac: What did you do today?
PC: Mowed my lawn, collected the grass, went to the girlfriend's, then finished with a Mexican Cucumber!
Mac: RIGHTEOUS!!!!!!
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That first-thing-in-the-morning erection, experienced right after you wake up.
After a hot dream about Bea Arthur, I woke up and saw I had a raging morning cucumber. But no Bea Arthur. Damn!
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