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means that tons of whores are on your STD dick...which is the size of two fries, some people use this saying when angry or horny
person one: theres so many bitches on my dick
person two: dude thats awesome, those whores know how to suck the nails out of you...
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When one pushes a shit out so hard that a male's genitals shoot up into the intestine, and come screaming out of the colon like a bat out of hell, often resulting in debris, ie. colon splashes. The sensation of "shitting of one's dick" may intoxicate the shittee into sureal hallucinations of peewee's playhouse. Shitting of Dick is a result of someone going to banana sandwich trying to forcefully discharge a fart, in rare cases producing mass amounts of chocolate rain and doo doo butter. Ancient tales tell of a superior being, Lordi, who is said to collect the remnance of a dick shit.
"Glucose, chill out with the protein shakes, or you'll end up shitting your dick like last monday!"
"Hey bro, can you give me a hand, I think I'm shitting my dick!"
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an experssion used to experss when shit hits the fan or goes wrong
Hold my Dick dude my mom is coming home and my house is trashed
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When you friend is fucking with you. Similar to pulling my leg.
Hey Kent quit jacking my dick bro where's my cookies.
Expression also known as yanking your chain or just effing with you.
Bro I just met Jesse Jane!
Me- what!? are you thumpin' my dick right now?!
To give oral sex to a male, to blow a dude
Last night that thot came over to sing on my dick. I came in like 45 seconds.
Has died
goddamn it man, I got My Dick In Soup. And they got kill credit too