Paki Done

Someone who has a large red spot on there head.

LOOK MAN! that woman over there has a carpet burn on her head, and its gone red!

Man 5: OMG! Its a paki done!

OR,

Oh no, not another paki done, thats just what london needs more of.

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Paki nose

Paki nose are peng noses and pakis don't need a nose job and pakis don't need to contour their nose

Your nose is peng is it a paki nose

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paki shower

A water-friendly alternative to a shower perfected by the Pakistani community. Instead of washing one's self when extremely sweaty and/or dirty, the individual simply uses toilet paper as a towel, then sprays deoderant in the hope of disguising their smell and never having to properly clean themselves. The odour is never completely masked, and the smellier the paki, the more highly regarded they are by their bretheren.

(After playing football all lunch)
Ricky: "Vishal, get me a coke and some toilet paper"
...after using the toilet paper to dry off...
Akshay "here, i stole this deoderant off a 12 year old for you"
Ricky: "good, now im ready for lessons"

Innocent onlooker: "typical...that paki shower cant cover theyre stench"

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paki tash

Short for 'Pakistani Moustache', a paki tash is a small, meek moustache on a man's upper lip that resembles a moustache similar to a paki (Pakistani person)

"Hey, look at that guy, he really needs a shave"
"Damn he has a big time paki tash"

"Bet that paki tash tingles the fannies"

"Yea if he can get any, that paki tash is ugly as fuck!"

taki paki

A person of middle eastern background who wears scruffy sports clothes. E.g: umbro, slazenger etc

Shut up you taki paki

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paki rak

a paki rack is a rock that all pakis pay homidge to every week of there life it lies in in the river to be discovered in many years!!!

yo sanjif mustaff al terik you coming to dwn to find the paki rakk today

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Paki Rag

Refers to the clothing worn by a paki and is often used as an insult due to the terrible smell and condition of said clothes, which are often covered in poo.

"Craig you're such a paki rag"
"Nick you're such a paki rag"
"Kev you're such a paki rag"

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