Wife of the goat (lit dog) (better than the GOAT though)
Anna Simmons is the wife of the G.O.A.T , but better than the GOAT
The master of Elias sool won. grandmaster of fart techniques. The master of farting
Person 1: do you know elias sool won
Person 2: eww thats a farting son of a bitch
Elias simmons farting, thats how you do it.
When you’re getting hot and heavy with a dude, fully clothed, and he cums in his pants.
Ashley totally got Jim Simmonsed last night. What a loser ass clown.
matt simmons is a fictional character from criminal minds who is married to ali
matt simmons says mali forever
One of the best youth workers ever. Side note: He wears fresh crepes.
I.E - Wow there is James Simmons in his fresh crepes
The absolute pakitron(also known as lebomb) he will blow u up like hes bin laden.
Also his mum is fucking leng not a fan of mr johnson though.
"Pakitron josh simmons will blow u up"
Woman who mysteriously disappeared after stating on social media she was gonna put Dawn soap in her laundry. She hasn't been heard from since.
And she became the next Laura Bayliss simmons, and was never heard from again on social media.