A person who leeches off others and is without a job or doesn't have the means to support himself and shows no remorse for his/her actions. Hence enjoying his/her ToadLife
I'm stuck on island with no money oh well toad life
An unattractive friend accompanies an attractive friend on a night out. The purpose of this arrangement is to prevent the attractive friend from making poor decisions regarding suitors. The guard toad is by definition, the target of the wingman.
Hey girl, I'd really like to hook up with Jarvis but I can't get by his guard toad Darren.
A fat choad. A man of corpulent proportions. A portly man who does nothing but lump all day. A stocky individual who eats like there is no tomorrow. A lazy chump of a man. A master of the art of lumping. A godly creature. Some say mythological. (Also known as a Moad)
"That Man Toad doesnt deserve to live."
What are you doing in there?! It sounds like you're strangling a toad!
Hey hurry up in there! It stinks out here! What are you doin'? Strangling the toad?!
D: What's that noise?
J: It's Os.
S: It sounds like he's strangling a toad.
An individual that partakes in the activity of smoking the venom of Bufo alvarius Toad.
Derogatory term.
"Betsy is a total toad smoker. She dosen't know anything."
"OMG Susan thinks she talks to spirits, she is a total toad smoker."
"Billy knows how to trans-dimensionally hi-5 the masters of the multiverse. He is such a toad smoker."
"I will kill you with my technicolor geometry, stupid toad smoker."
"Smoke toad and you will die"
Fat obese creature. That nurtures its young and hangs from trees.
Look at that toad sloth over there.
Doesn't this toad sloth look like Shari?
Oh man. I really want a pet shield toad.
That's a bloody shield toad.