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whilst someone is sleeping leaving a tasty mixture of shit,piss and semen in their mouth so when they wake up they begin to choke and gargle causing the substance to be transformed into a milkshake.
she doesnt know it yet but tomorrow im going to make her a lovely morning toffee milkshake
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vodka that is toffee flavored you dumb shit.
did you really just nut in my toffee flavored vodka you dumb bitch.
When you cum on your pubes and they stick to your skin
BOB: Dave, i got stickey toffee pudding so bad last night.
DAVE: Was it over my mum again?
BOB: *SIGH* sorrrryyyy....
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1) a salty snack
2) a display of surprise or dismay
wank toffees the salty snack
ahhhhhh wank toffee
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Male sexual organ covered in toffee or other sweet substance
Hey Kate, do you like it better as a toffee apple?
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alcohol and hallucinogens
"hey man, what are we doing tonight?"
"toffee coated rainbows!"
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an explosion of fireworks in your mouth, when the coffee and the toffee twist.
Holy FUCK my mouth just coffee toffeed when I ate that coffee toffee twisted frosty!
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