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Toronto girls living the good life, Loubouton shoes. Louis Vuitton bags. Face frozen with Botox. Overly full lips with fillers. Very fake looking and high maintenance. Most have similar look and attitude. Look for men with money.
Friend 1: Bro look at that girl.
She’s hot af.
Friend 2: she’s Such a toronto girl. She will spend all your money.
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When no matter how much a professional sports team of Toronto is loosing, they are always the winning team in the eyes of hopeless fans.
- Toronto won last night! They are definitely going to the playoffs now!
- Ummm... that's their first win all season.
- Yeah! But they are going to win all the rest now, I can feel it.
- Facepalm. Congratulations. You are completely stuck in the Toronto Delusion.
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The next best thing to higher learning.
"Hey, are you going to university this year?"
"No. I'm going to the University of Toronto."
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The best all-round city in Canada. Arts, food, culture, sports, nightlife, and architecture.
Unlike Montreal and Vancouver, More than one street actually looks like a big city.
I'm going to Toronto this weekend to see the Blue Jays play
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n. A man who spends too much time in the men's room at any private party or social function.
Person 1: "I've been waiting outside of this wash closet for ten minutes. What's the big idea!"
Person 2: "I don't know, but if this dickhead Toronto doesn't get a move on, I'm gonna piss myself!"
alt. v. to dickhead Toronto
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The act of violently striking the male genitals repeatedly with a mallet or similar implement until climax occurs.
That's the last time I straddle a tree stump while getting a Toronto Slammer; I've been picking splinters out of my sack for a week.
Toronto's pro soccer (football) team. They compete in the MLS and the Canadian Championship. They play at BMO Field at the exhibition grounds in Toronto, Ontario. The are a member of MLSE. At the time of writing this, they won their first and only MLS cup in 2017 when they defeated the Seattle Sounders. Toronto FC has some of the most passionate fans out of all the North American soccer clubs.
Did you see Toronto FC kick Montreal's candy asses last night?