Speedo torpedo: sporting an penile erection when wearing an overly tight bathing suit, such as a Speedo.
Stepanie said to Michelle, "Check out that self-deluded tool, he thinks he looks hot sporting a Speedo torpedo. He makes me want to spew."
The Devil's Torpedo is a sexual maneuver in which the normally dominant partner allows the submissive partner to penetrate their bunghole with an object coated with hot chili sauce.
Todd:Dude! Larry totally let his wife give him the devil's torpedo!
Norm: Wicked bro!
Swiming with a typical female...in the middle of marco polo she hears a sudden shriek, as you swim towards her asshole shaping the hand into a torpedo shoving your hand up her ass...do not forget to shriek.
bro, i german torpedoed her so bad last night, she blew up
When you spread your girls(or boys) ass cheeks and plunge your tongue in her ass like a torpedo.
I asked my girl what she got me for my birthday, and she gave me a torpedo tongue.
Chineese torpedo is when a couple is having sexual intercorse doggystyle and then for the hell of it the man takes out the womens arms and she goes head first divng like a torpedo ;)
Babe think fastt... (swipe) BANG!. lol u were like a chineese torpedo