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Based on the Medieval machines used to torture people
VERB:
1. the act of telling a long boring story in which you are inflicting pain on the listeners
2. the act of listening to a long boring story in which pain is being inflicted on you
ADJECTIVE:
3. Describing an awful situation
I torture racked the bartender last night when I kept insisting that he speak French to me.
That story about her grandmother's gravy recipe was such a torture rack.
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What some Asian parents put their children through to make them extremely good at something the kid doesn't even really care about doing.
So you know that video on YouTube which says "4 Year Old Boy Plays Piano Better Than Any Master" That video is an example of Asian Torture. The kid was forced through this by his parents and he really doesn't like doing it but he has to.
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When you are playing level 40 on Super Stacker 2 on Bonus Mode and you get the Two bars as the first two pieces and still fail the level..
(Gets two bars first) "YESSSSSSSSS!" (Fails...) "GODDAMNIT THIS IF EFFIN RATER TORTURE!"
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Pennsylvania torture is a sex move. The man ties up a woman with duct tape, gags her with her bra, duct tapes her eyes. He then forces her to drink his cum and piss and then suck his dick. He slaps her, and but he also forces her to suck his dick and each time she gag she has to eat her own shit.
Pennsylvania Torture is the nastiest sex move ever
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Breast torture, from Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia at en.wikipedia.org.
Breast torture, boob torture, nipple torture or tit torture is a BDSM sexual activity involving the application of pain or constriction to a submissive female's breasts.
The nipples are the part of the breast that is commonly used for this type of activity. Pain is typically applied to them using nipple clamps, a type of sex toy which can be attached to erect nipples to pinch them and to restrict the blood flow to them by applying pressure. When nipple clamps are removed, further pain is caused by the return of normal blood flow. The nipples involved can belong to persons of any gender.
Erotic electrostimulation of the breasts is also practiced although such activity around the chest area may carry risks of electrocution.
Painful activities such as breast binding, wax play, spanking, squeezing, punching, or flogging can also be applied to breasts/nipples.
The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant.
Note that many of these practices, as with pussy torture and cock and ball torture, carry health risks. Adequate precaution is needed to prevent trauma or loss of blood flow.
Yooo, can you give me cock and ball torture and my girlfriend breast torture too?
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An expression referring to some modern horror/thriller films you have to have a moron level of 23 (on a scale of 1-5) to use anymore. For Christ's sake, it's 2009. "Torture porn" is a silly phrase meant to refer to some movies, like Hostel, a phrase which is as old and outdated by now as segregation laws.
You have to be either
A: A complete retard
B: A troll
C: A pissed off old guy
D: A film critic with a basketball hoop up his ass
to actually use this term. In fact, if you use this term, that invalidates any argument you may put forward.
In other words, get over it and bitch about something new.
WAAA!!! THAT'S TORTURE PORN!! I'M GONNA MOD DOWN YOUR COMMENT ON URBAN DICTIONARY!! WAAAA!!!
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Complete retard: "If you liked a movie like Hostel or Saw, you're a sadist or a psycho or something! The whole fanbase! I judge people without knowing them or having any frame of reference as to what the hell I'm talking about, they all just love torture porn because I saidz so!"
Smart person: "WOW! Did you spend all that time philsophizing and doing all that hard-hitting data research about the Saw/Hostel fanbases...up your ass, by some chance?"
Compelte retard: "You are the Antichrist!!!!"
Smart person: *facepalm*
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This is a term for fictional stories that involve light torture or the threat of torture, but the character being (potentially) tortured is rescued and has a happy ending. The focus of the story is not on the torture itself, but rather on the emotions and relationships that the experience facilitates.
This term originated from fan fiction to distinguish these "fluffy" stories from more angst-filled "torture porn" stories.
Example of a description of a potential torture fluff story: "Well, you know, bad guys should be all 'Mwahaha, we're gonna do bad things to you, Remus!' And then maybe they do. But then Sirius rescues him. Or he escapes himself. Anyway, then they cuddle."
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