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Combines two of the most revered sexual acts known to man, a rusty trombone and a dutch rudder. While your girl tongue punches your fart box in ravenous fashion (humming the song of her or your choice is a plus) all while she reaches around and moves your arm back and forth while you grip your penis.
Remind me to thank Rachel’s parents for giving her all those music lessons. Why? Cause she plays the best dutch trombone.
My cousin asked me if I wanted to try something different so she did the old dutch trombone. Made me skeet skeet.
"tossin the salad while yankin the tubesteak smothered in underwear. unless there is some wanted or unwanted gas. then it's reffered to as a rusty gillespie."
In addition to the above statement, there is also the secondary humor involved with the muffled low end sound that would actually come out of a rusty trombine.
sheryl found that the old rusty trombone could play a perfect b flat
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the act of sucking ass while giving the old grab and yanky yanky
man that rusty trombone really gets you in ba(n)d geek mood
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While a girl licks your ass hole, she gives you a hand job.
i love it when my girl plays me a rusty trombone.
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To play the rusty trombone is to eat a mans ass and jack him off at the same time.
If it weren't for that faggot palying the rusty trombone it would have been a great x-mas party.OR as in: Joost is a rusty trombonist.
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A rustry trombone is when a kinky german chick eats your asshole while giving you a handjob, thus going through the motions of playing the trombone. Typically, the guy is standing up and the girl is kneeling
That kinky german chick gave me a rusty trombone.
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When a chick gives a guy a reach-around while pressing her lips to the asscrack of a guy as he farts, thus making it seem and sound like she is playing a rusty trombone. Makes me want to join the marching band.
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