cement truck

When your partner (preferable one who has given you blueballs), roommate, or drunken friend is asleep/passed out, you jizz on their eyes then twist their eye lashes in the hot jizzum and let it dry over night. Hopefully when they wake up the next morning, they won't be able to open their eyes and will think they have gone blind while you laugh and laugh.

Noun or verb, either's cool

Man1: Dude I gave my roommate Joshie a cement truck last night when he was passed out.

Man2: You're not a very good friend D-bag

disco truck

A truck (usually a full size pickup such as a Ford F150 or 250, or a Nissan Titan) lifted to excessive/useless heights with flashy wheels and over sized mud tires. They have the appearance of an off road truck, but rarely see dirt. Usually driven by Bros.

Can often be seen in southern California, parked in front of your local 4WheelParts.

Bro: Yo dawg my truck is gnar. Wanna get high?
Real 'froader: Get that disco truck P.O.S. out of here.

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keep on trucking

general phrase of encouragement meaning to stay focused on a particular job or in general.

"you're doing a great job,keep on trucking."

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milk truck

Used to define a woman with impressively large breasts.

That girl is totally driving a milk truck!

Milk truck on your left.

Last weekend, I got a ride on the milk truck.

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Redneck Truck

This is a truck not like any other most comonly a two wheel drive chevy or ford in a primer color with big tires and either hockey pucks or blocks of wood for a lift allowing them to stuff the biggest mud tires in it they can to make it look like a 4x4 usually has a gun rack a boom box a 4 wheeler or snomobile in the bed for extra traction maybey even an old air conditioner hanging out of the sliding rear window possibly a confederate or us flag and lots of sticker to reflect true personality.

hey look at that yeah its a true redneck truck only a redneck puts 33 inch gumbo mudders on a two wheel drive chevy truck.

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Truck Stopped

Visiting a truck stop restroom to use the facility and agreeing to be rectally violated by a big, burly trucker.

Dan: Hey Joe. What's with Steve? He seems a little dazed since you all got back from your road trip. And he's walking funny.

Joe: Ask him what happen braaaahhhh. We stopped to piss just outside of Chattanooga and after I left, he wound up getting truck stopped by some trucker named Carl for gas money.

farm truck

A strong, powerful vehicle prime for working on a farm. Looks like a P.O.S. Covered in rust and dirt. Your typical truck seen driven by a cowboy or farmer.

You could here that old farm truck from a mile away.