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A mixed shot, inspired by the original Tub Girl photo, brewed from the basement of a random college party and up-chunked by many. Tub Shot is as follows:
*1-2 shots of the cheapest vodka you can find, or everclear. (because she's classy)
*1 shot of Monster Khaos energy drink. (for the orange tint and because it's extreme)
*1-2 pinch of powdered cinnamon. (for that extra tub treat)
*drop 1 Alka Seltzer and let that tub fizz rise.
Tub Shot may be taken from a mason jar and poured into your mouth from the Tub Girl position.
"I just tubbed."
"My tub shot came back up..I think I just tubbed."
"Tub Shot is the worst shot I've ever tasted."
refers to feces which has dropped into a body of water other than the toilet -- especially (but not limited to) a bath tub.
"we tried to take a romantic bath, but he let a couple tub trout loose"
"i was sailing with matt, and he had to drop a duece, there was no head on the craft, so he squatted over the side and stocked the lake with a couple tub trout"
When you stick your ballsack in a chick's poopshoot -- your nuts keep tryin to pop back out, just like dogs in the tub.
I had my dogs in the tub last night and my bitch farted all over my nuts.
Smearing your dick with low fat mayonaise with help of a squirrel, and then rubbing moist penis over an old rusty tub from pre world war two, this phenomenon occurs primarily in northern latitude countries such as Canada, extra points are awarded if you rub tea bag you testicles into the mayonaise jar, good brands to use are hellman's. Please note, you can also make tuna salad using your balls.
David S, your dick is bleeding, did you scrub a tub?
A wad of curly hair found in the bathtub. If left unattended, tub tribbles will multiply asexually. In a very quiet bathroom, you can often hear them make soft cooing sounds. They will frequently grab and cling when handled, but usually they do not bite.
Wow, man. You got a serious tub tribble infestation in that bathroom.
A Schlitz beer with a shot of Jager.
What are the odds we drink 6 baby tubs right now?
A person who only has sex with overweight women 300lbs. or more.
Person 1: Hey did you hear?!
Person 2: hear what?
Person 1: I heard your cousin is a real tub-caulker!