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Tucker fucker

A microwave oven. Commonly used slang in Australia. A microwave is a great way to ruin food. Need to defrost meat and half cook it at the same time? Need to make pizza soggy? Need to make the inside of the jam doughnut lava? Look no further than the tucker fucker.

Wife: Can you defrost some chicken for dinner before i get home?
Man: Sure, i'll stick it in the microwave
Wife: Don't stick it in the tucker fucker, it'll be like rubber, just leave it in the sink with some hot water.

by fcknbobfrank November 22, 2018

22๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bull-Tucker

Bull-Tucker, meaning a shitty circumstance or situation you have experienced. It is Australian slang, and it applies to all bad and/or surprising situations

'We could have been doing more productive things rather than this bull-tucker!'
'Stop bull-tuckering around let's chuck a quick fap'
'she said she dumped me because of my drinking habits what a load of bull-tucker!!'

by BULLTUCKER April 11, 2019


Taking a Tucker

Having an especially satisfying bowel movement. Can also just mean taking a shit. Named after a man that has bowel movements over 10 times a day.

"I just took a Tucker and I feel better already". It can also be used when experiencing pain. "My stomach is killing me, I think I need to take a Tucker". I'm "taking a Tucker" and somebody comes in and interupts me!

by MMABOY February 4, 2010


ass tucker

its a boss or supervisor that steals your ideas or take credit for your work. And then talks shit about you to your coworker or his boss

He work for bp as a company man his a real ass tucker

by 74*wtf October 26, 2016

15๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shou Tucker

Shou Tucker is the Sewing-Life Alchemist from the popular anime/manga Fullmetal Alchemist (Hagane no Renkinjutsushi). He is one of the more disliked characters in Fullmetal Alchemist, as he took his daughter Nina and the family dog Alexander and made a chimera out of them.

In the manga, Shou, being a state alchemist, is killed by Scar. Nina is also killed.

In the anime, Shou was arrested and supposedly executed. (Nina was killed by Scar.) But really, the military kept him alive and put him in Laboratory 5 to work on creating the Philosopher's Stone. While in Lab 5, Shou made numerous attempts to bring back Nina as a human-looking chimera, and ended up turning himself into one. Shou later escapes from Lab 5 and ends up working with the homunculus and deadly sin Greed, and later betrays him and goes back to the military, working under the command of Frank Archer. Shou also betrays Archer and goes to work in an abandoned building to try and bring back his daughter. He succeeds, but the Nina he brings back is a soulless doll. Shou is last seen wandering back down into the depths of the abandoned building, muttering nonsense things and being delusional.

Shou Tucker is a crazy bastard. But that's why I luff him so. <3

by Kiyi May 2, 2006

59๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fancy Tucker

A chick with a dick

That chick was hot but turns out she was just a fancy tucker!

by filthy pirate hooker January 16, 2010

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Tucker's Remorse

Anxiety experienced by a male to female cross dresser when it's time to remove the tape used to tuck their genitals back to avoid a man bulge in their dress or yoga pants.

Dan loved nothing more than being Danielle on the weekends. At least everything about it but the Tucker's Remorse.

by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015