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When a chick has a cameltoe so long that her pussy drags on the ground.
I found that girl from the bar by tracking the slime left from her turf toe.
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A bisexual woman or man. Just as a customer at a Surf and Turf restaurant will eat both clam and meat, this person will eat both clam (vagina) and meat (penis) in bed.
Dude, I've seen her with men and women. She's a total Surf and Turf. Hit that up!
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A party in which many graduating students of a school set up a party on their school's respective athletic field and proceed to drink themselves into oblivion.
The turf party at Smithtown High School lasted for roughly 40 minutes before the cops showed up.
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Any piece of land, province, or territory owned by a tan/dark skin gang or crew.
After I ate dinner last night, I was robbed in afro turf
Afro turf is the most dangerous zone on earth.
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A nigger burried up to his eyebrows
What do you call a nigger buried up to his eyebrows?...Afro-Turf
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sitting on the toilet whilst using a laptop (uk) from the english slang to defacate 'turf one out'
"im just of to the toilet for a surf and turf"
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Also known as turfing someone's lawn, it is the act of driving one's automobile (a motorcycle, ATV, or souped-up golf cart will do in a pinch) onto the lawn of an enemy or merely someone who has given offense, gunning the vehicle, and leaving deep furrows in the grass. Extra points for destruction of topiary, flower beds, or particularly well manicured golf course-quality greenery. Bumper blasting of neatly stacked bags of leaves or other lawn detritus while exiting the premises is recommended if applicable. Crushing children's toys, garden gnomes, bird baths, etc. is optional and can provide additional pleasure.
Keep complaining about my loud music and you'll earn a lawn turf in the near future.
Our asshole neighbor put a fucking Trump for President sign in his yard, so when we came home shitfaced last night we turfed his lawn.
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