Typo herpes

The process of mis-typing words that tends to sporadically affect other people

I caught your "typo herpes"

Stay away from Bobby... He has typo herpes!

in typo veritas

In typo there is truth. From "in vino veritas" (latin expression meaning "in wine there is truth").

A: I love your new cock
B: Whoa
A: I mean car
B: In typo veritas

Action Typo

(Verb)

Meaning to do one thing and mistakenly doing something else, due to stress, panic, fatigue, etm. And distraction, don't forget distraction...

Steven: 'Michael! How the hell did you end up crashing your damn car last night?'

Chris: 'He pulled on the handbrake instead of changing gears the d*** head'.

Michael: 'F***, I was kinda tired, it was an action typo'.

twitter-typo

in re: Anthony Weiner

A life altering - possibly career destroying - mistake in judgement

That writing job I turned down at Groupon is turning out to be quite the twitter-typo.

Typo in the script

A come back to saying something suspicious

I love wieners,…typo in the script! Typo in the script

typo virus

When a popular website is remade with a slightly different name, you accidentally go to that fake website, it can give you a virus. thus the name, typo virus.

-- one of these websites is goole.com a remake of google.com a popular search engine. just by mistyping google you can get a virus. dont worry, goole.com is not a virus, just someone trying to make a popular website.

Yesterday i got a typo virus by forgetting to type the second "g" in google, now i have to pay to get that fixed.

Ear typo

That's not how the track goes you just did an ear typo

Hahaha what did you say? Margaret repeats the lyric. She has done an ear typo