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University of Phoenix

That school you know from spam email. Another diploma mill like Walden University or Trinity Southern University that US News and World Report thinks are below even a ttt.

Their school consists of canned classes and shares most of the content with the other online schools. There is no original thought, their reputation is that of junk mail and no one that you have ever heard of has graduated from there.

Let's check me email today... ...penis enlargement... ...refinance my mortgage.... university of phoenix wants me to attend.. ..some chick named Susan wants to get it on with me... ..same junk mail, different day.

by Google Rank Me June 11, 2009

510๐Ÿ‘ 96๐Ÿ‘Ž


Google University

The school of choice for self described experts who make ridiculous claims and attempt to back them up with "evidence" gleaned from google searches. Signs attendance include links to various fringe websites, blogs, and media outlets well known for twisting facts to suit the position of the writer(s). Other signs include lack of credible evidence (or inclusion of anecdotal evidence) , the writer/blogger thinking they understand science better than scientists, and talk of government conspiracies.

"Other than the provided bullshit from google searches links, the best evidence available is the anecdotal evidence provided by interviews with blank, blank, and blank. The government, doctors, scientists, corporations don't want you to know this because it will cost them money, power, legitimacy. I have A degree from Google University many years of experience in dealing with this issue. Tell your friends, this conspiracy to hide the truth must stop!"

by Pizza113 April 6, 2014

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Nigger University

First framed in the 60's, nigger university is another word for prison. It was assumed that with the prison system becoming geared more toward rehabilitation and less toward punishment that blacks that went to prison learned more behind bars than at any of the black colleges at the time.

Where's Tyrone? He went to Nigger University again cuz he be rapin and stealin.

by Gary D Ellis March 21, 2010

426๐Ÿ‘ 80๐Ÿ‘Ž


Misericordia University

A small private university located in Dallas, PA, just outside of Wilkes-Barre. It is dominated females and health science majors (Physical Therapy, Occupational Therapy, Speech Language Pathology, Nursing, ect.). It is commonly referred to its inhabitants as "miseri".
1. You've lost count of the rainy days
2. You've had a conversation with Barb the lunch lady at least twice.
3. Half of your friends transferred after freshman year.
4. You can get to any point on campus in less than 5 minutes.
5. You think parking at Anderson and having to walk to the science building is far.
6. Your options for entertainment are Applebees or a bar.
7. You have class on Martin Luther King day.
8. You know that when the line for dinner is long, it's worth eating.
9. Otherwise, you usually opt for a sandwich.
10. You have had 2 classes in the same room in the same semester.
11. You understand that sometimes, the cafeteria is going to be half shut off so that there can be a banquet in another room.
12. You call it the cafeteria, not a dining hall.
13. You know what an "equiv" is.
14. You don't go to the games unless you're playing in them.

I'm taking courses at Misericordia University.

by andreaOT July 19, 2008

66๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Universally Handsome

Being sexually or physically appealing to someone no matter your ethnicity or that person's usual general preference.

My friend finally met the Italian that I'd been telling her about. Though our tastes in guys usually differ, she had to agree that he was hot stuff. I thought up the word "universally handsome" to describe our mutual appreciation.

by cdbb July 30, 2006

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Hollins University

1) a historically women's college known for horse girls, english majors, and cottagecore lesbians.
2) the indirect result of owning a Kit Kitteredge doll as a child.

1) We should have a picnic later near Tinker Mountain, after all, we do attend Hollins University. I am gay.
2) I had a Kit Kitteredge doll as a child and now I go to Hollins University. I'm also gay <3

by themoonstones May 6, 2021


Hamline University

A liberal arts school where half the students play sports and the other half of the students do not. The athletes are D3. The liberal arts kids try to dress unique, dance, and sing at awkward times; 1 out of 6 people are not straight. It feels just like high school with more gay people.

Dude what's at Hamline University? Liberal arts things plus sports.

by Shanikana May 2, 2009

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