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Definition: someone who does not care, is overly grumpy, and creates specific unhappiness and shitty behaviors toward others. Similar to a bug up my ass, but on the next level, as getting stung up your ass creates a serious reaction, as opposed to a bug just crawling around all up in your business. Bee up your ass.
Shannon: Jesus, you are really pissing me off today, can't you see I have own shit going on here?
Mike: Why the heck do you have a bee up your ass?
Shannon: Fuck off.
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Jump up my Ass
(Southern US slang) A verbal berating, often in public among one's peers. When a person in a superior position belittles and/or humiliates you.
Jeez, did Sergeant Major really need to Jump up my Ass like that? All I did was mix up some ammonia and bleach so I could clean the floor of the barracks!
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When something is extremely bad,
and you want to make it clear that it just sucks.
Typically used informally.
A:"Hey, let's buy these chips as well"
B:"Nah man, those ones are straight up ass"
A:"That bad?"
B:"Yeah man, I've tried them. Let's take these other ones instead"
An butt so full of cellulite that you have to pull it up in order penetrate the vagina or rectum from the doggy style position.
Frank : Do you think Denise is hot?
Terry : Good face but a pull up ass.
a futile effort, not worth pursuing
If you think I'm going to pay you the money I owe you then you're "lookin' up a dead goat's ass".
People who constantly tell you what you WANT to hear ...Feeding someone's ego with constant adoration and commentary. Telling someone everything they want to hear and nothing they need to hear.
seriously. Im not blowing smoke up your ass!!!! you are so pretty. I wish I could be just like you... Your husband/wife is so handsome/pretty..... You have the nicest car.....I wish I had hair just like yours... etc...etc....
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Complimenting a person merely to gain something in return.
Joe: That automobile salesman sure thought you were a good driver. Did you hear all the compliments he gave you?
Bob: Yeah. He was just blowing smoke up my ass to get me to buy the car.
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