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What you say to a friend that has just made a lame remark that is so dumb that you can't even handle the pure stupidity of it.
Usually followed with a slap to the face.
"Yo, dude. Honestly, I think I can beat your ass. Just because I'm 5 foot doesn't mean anything."
"'Cho ass up!"
*Slap*
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Definition: someone who does not care, is overly grumpy, and creates specific unhappiness and shitty behaviors toward others. Similar to a bug up my ass, but on the next level, as getting stung up your ass creates a serious reaction, as opposed to a bug just crawling around all up in your business. Bee up your ass.
Shannon: Jesus, you are really pissing me off today, can't you see I have own shit going on here?
Mike: Why the heck do you have a bee up your ass?
Shannon: Fuck off.
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Jump up my Ass
(Southern US slang) A verbal berating, often in public among one's peers. When a person in a superior position belittles and/or humiliates you.
Jeez, did Sergeant Major really need to Jump up my Ass like that? All I did was mix up some ammonia and bleach so I could clean the floor of the barracks!
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An answer you would give to someone annoying and wanting to be left alone as you walk away from them.
Annoying person- Where are you going?
Me- Up a pig's ass for a ham sandwich!
1. Back the fuck up. Get out of my face. Calm Down
2. Insist a female shake and rub her ass against you when dancing.
1. Damn nigga, back that ass up before I get crazy up in here.
2. Come here girl and back that ass up for me.
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People who constantly tell you what you WANT to hear ...Feeding someone's ego with constant adoration and commentary. Telling someone everything they want to hear and nothing they need to hear.
seriously. Im not blowing smoke up your ass!!!! you are so pretty. I wish I could be just like you... Your husband/wife is so handsome/pretty..... You have the nicest car.....I wish I had hair just like yours... etc...etc....
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