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A place where kids go after they are in an argument to see what the guy said to them and what it really means. A place where 5 year olds go to see what their dads words meant when he was divorcing his wife.
Person 1: Yo man i was in an argument with someone and they took a really long time to answer online.
Person 2: It was probably a kid searching up what those words meant.
Person 3: They probably searched the words up from The Urban Dictionary.
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When Urban Dictionary first set out as a way for an unmonitored source of free ideas. People saw it as a glimmer of hope for people who could not get their ideas published and open to the public. For some time it worked, but further on down the line isolated groups of teenagers thought that everything containing swears, racial slurs, and the word sex was funny and started to post nothing but little blurbs about sex. After that, people started to use Urban Dictionary as a way to force people to see their political views and started to post their views and then turn down requests for posts that did not have the same opinion as theirs. This led to the previously stated teenagers using the same tactics as the political whores to have only their posts published. Urban Dictionary's creators felt the need to have other people pay for their web pages so they covered the website in advertisements and did nothing to help filter the flow of posts coming in constantly. Urban Dictionary has, since the beginning, dropped lower and lower until it became the whorehouse of the internet. Urban Dictionary is now a lost cause.
P1: Hey wanna go on Urban Dictionary?
P2: No, I don't want to look at millions of posts about sex.
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A place used responsibly by teenagers with lives to compliment their friends, endorse celebrities, discuss the dangers of sex, showcase their racial/homosexual/religious tolerance, and babble about subjects they are highly qualified in.
Urban dictionary is a burn book and webjournal site.
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A cry-pit for angsty white male middle schoolers from affluent neighborhoods.
Popular subjects that Urban Dictionary users like to cry over:
-Anything "emo"-related
-"Haters"
-George W. Bush, and how he's personally oppressing you.
-Anyone with any mainstream religious beliefs
-Anyone who gets laid on a regular basis
-Their parents
-School
-Television and the media
-The "rap" music
-Minorities
-Women
-Sports
-The police
-Video game consoles
-Weed
-Anyone who dares have a different opinion on a subjective subject than you.
-Anyone who doesn't share the typical affluent angsty white male middle schooler opinion
All people do on Urban Dictionary is bitch and whine about everything.
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do you seriously need a definition for urban dictionary? dude... you suck.
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A.) A place that teenagers use as a thinly-veiled excuse to whine about something when all their friends are sick of hearing them talk about it.
B.) Crack for passive-aggressive people. Read some of the definitions, you'll see what I mean.
Urban Dictionary is a colossal waste of time unless you really want to hear what some whiny emo kid has to say in defense of being emo.
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