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A useless-educationer is someone who believes that education in useless, and is not needed to be successful in life.
Person A: Oh man, I met another useless-educationer today
Person B: Oh, one of THOSE people?
Person A: Yeah man, he didn't even think, he just kept saying that education was worthless.
Person B: Dang man, that sucks.
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An individual or group member who is utterly incompetent and unorganized. They are identifiable as "that guy" who is constantly mooching off of the work of more responsible individuals and missing every scheduled meeting. They also have a nasty habit of being incapable of even the most basic tasks, such as handing in a piece of the report. When confronted, they claim that they "didn't get the email" or that they lost the directions sheet.
The guy who pretends like every girl wants him, yet in reality is considered a total creeper. The person who you hope you never have to work with, yet always get stuck with.
Example 1:
Jack: We're presenting the report tomorrow, do you have the translated sheets?
Brian: Uh, I thought I was doing the powerpoint.
Jack: No...we talked about this yesterday, and I mentioned it to you in the email.
Brian: I actually didn't get that email.
Jack: *sigh* Fine, well, I guess I can handle the translation if you already did the powerpoint, can I see it?
Brian: Uh...I actually didn't start it.
Jack: Useless idiot...
Example 2:
Ryan: Did you forget about the meeting?
Tangren: What meeting?
Ryan: The meeting to finish the presentation...
Tangren: Oh, I actually have something going on.
Ryan: You said you were free today you useless idiot.
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Another name for US Airways, specifically referencing their complete inability to deliver checked baggage to the actual destination.
Damn, why did they book me on useless air again?
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A term referring generally to a male human who wakes up at 1 pm and then proceeds to do nothing but browse reddit and 9gag.
Person A: so after waking up at 1 in the afternoon, and doing nothing but browsing reddit and 9gag up until now
Person B: You are a useless potato
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Person/people that look(s) for the meaning of useless words like "eye" our "Urban Dictionary", cause they're such a waste of space, air and life that they want to see how much they suck so they can come up with the best way to commit suicide not knowing they don't have to come up with a way cause no one would care anyway.
Person/people who suck(s) at living.
Person/people who laugh(s) when being the laughing stock.
Useless person: LOL! I was looking for the word "Me" at the Urban Dictionary and then I realized....It's me not you, hahaha!
Person: Shouldn't you be throwing yourself from a building by now?
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Jehovah Witness are known for their uselessness and complete incompetence, Their children are living on the streets learning the way of the hobo.
I hate Jehovah Witness! They are a cult of useless motherfuckers! Their children are living on the streets and forced to live in complete poverty! Next time I see one of those fucking assholes I am going to put a bullet hole in their forehead and bomb their fucking church and make sure everyone of them are fucking dead!
Jehovah Witness Useless Fuck
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When a guy boasts a lot about the size of his penis, but is actually very boring and cannot last long in bed. He also tries to to sleep with as many women as possible to hide the fact that the quality of sex is really bad.
Well now I know that he's just a Big Useless Dick. Next!