Random
Source Code

valentines day

A stupid day on February 14th, that is totally commercialistic and has no value to those who are single. Love Sucks.

Fred and Jill were walking down the hall holding hands. All of a sudden someone kicks them and mutters "Love Sucks"

by Nikki January 23, 2004

504๐Ÿ‘ 195๐Ÿ‘Ž


valentines day

Quite possibly the most loaded bullshit holiday ever, who came up with this shit? no seriously who? if i wanna get my girl something i do when ever i want, not just on a "certian day in february" what is that shit. The winter sucks any way.

valentines day is just loaded bullshit, thanks.

by MYNAMEIST February 8, 2007

335๐Ÿ‘ 126๐Ÿ‘Ž


Valentine's day

A commercially contrived occasion for forced displays of affection.

Stupid Valentine's day!

by skunkpit September 15, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Valentines Day

Celebration of St. Valentine, and also consumerism and candy. Nice day to commit suicide if you are completely alone, drowning in a sea of s(m)adness.

Roses are red, violets are blue
You used me, bitch
Iยดm gonna fucking kill you

by Hanzo June 7, 2004

1016๐Ÿ‘ 410๐Ÿ‘Ž


Valentines Day

The Happy Single Awareness Day

Lovers: "Happy Valentines Day"

=======================

Friend: "What date is it today?"
Loners: "Oh great is the February 14th, Happy Single Awareness day".

by Mafia Escaflowne August 28, 2009

43๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


valentines day

February 14th. a sad day for most, it leaves the single with suicidal feelings, and the couples hoping that their significant other will get them something worthwhile. Even if they act somewhat sane, single women and girls are going through a jealous rage with the thought of "not having a valentine". especially when their friends are flaunting all the lucious gifts their beau's have given them.

I am often single on valentines day. I fill my brain up with liquor, and drink away the pain.

by miss_sixty February 14, 2006

152๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž


Valentine boy

1. A boy who radiates first love energy and is so dreamy
2. A boy or man who have a white skin, dimple, ofter do bread smile, can sing you lullaby, have nice body proportion, can dance, cook, clean, multilingual, have abs and most importantly, kind.
3. A person who have 'Jung' as his surname, 'Jeffery' as his english name when he used to study in america for four years and 'hyun' as his last name.
4. A person whom birtday is 14 february

Person A: Wahhh.... Jung Jaehyun is such a valentine boy
Person B: OMG!! You mean Jeffery!! The whole school love him!!

by Halleybullshit December 5, 2020

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž