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A girl who keeps a man only by her sexual skills.
Man why havent you ditched that bitch yet?
That bitch has me with her Venus Snatch Trap.
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When a man forces a girl onto her knees, pulls down his pants, and gets a blowjob. When he is satisfied, he then proceeds to force her open mouth onto his penis, pushing until her lips reach the base in one swift motion. Immediately following this action, the man pulls out his erect penis and bitch slaps her across the cheek.
Person 1: Guess what dude.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: When i was getting a blowjob from my bitch yesterday, i ended it with the venus dragon whip.
Person 2: Damn!!!
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The involuntary response of a heterosexual male when you place a figer too close to his ass hole. The hair detects activity, immediately causing the asshole to tightly clamp shut and the guy in question to jump.
During foreplay, when Mel put her finger too close to Jon's Venus Fly Ass, he clenched and yelled "hey! don't do that" - my ass is a one-way chute!
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The act of oral sex cunnalingus preformed on a woman where the giver manipulates their hands as described below:
Place hands together as if you are going to pray.
Interlock the 4th & 5th digit of both hands.
Insert the 3rd or middle digit into the receiver’s vagina.
Spread the labia or vaginal lips with the second digit to allow access to the clitoris.
Use the thumbs or first digit to support the giver head underneath the chin.
Use your lips & tongue to give your partner the time of her life.
Originally mention in the 1986 - 1992 NBC TV show LA LAW as, "That was the Venus Fly Trap, it's Never failed me yet", referring to a scene which the viewer was led to believe that oral sex was being preformed much to the joy of actress Susan Dey. Don’t ask who the actor who played opposite of her was, or the name of the episode, as I don’t know. It was then discussed in the Forum articles of Playboy magazine. Which is where I learned the technique, much to the delight of more than one woman.
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The Venus Thigh Trap is experienced when an unsuspecting male is lured by a women into being clinched between a her thighs during an intimate (unclothed) or romantic (clothed) encounter. The meaning is a hybrid of the following components:
1. The Roman goddess Venus, who is associated with love, beauty and fertility
2. The Venus Flytrap, the most commonly recognized and cultivated carnivorous plant
Like an insect caught in the Flytrap, if a man finds himself in this position, he may be either use what's left of his waning strength to wriggle free, or succumb to the woman in which case she has asserted her dominance.
Man recounting the events of the previous night: "I was making out with Amanda, and one thing led to another. But I really didn't want to sleep with her so I said we should take a break and watch TV. So one moment we were relaxing, and the next thing you know, she had me in a wicked Venus Thigh Trap. After that, I was done for, she had her way with me."
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Perhaps the worst ship to ever sail the ocean.
Its figurehead was a whore in bed, and its mast was the Captain's penis.
It is such a horrible vessel, it has its own song:
Aboard the good ship venus,
by christ ya should've seen us.
The figurehead was a whore in bed,
and the mast was the captains penis.
The Sex Pistols picked up this song, rewrote it, and named it Friggin' in the Riggin'
dirty sailor song, bawdy sea shanty.
Aboard the good ship venus...
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A sexual experience that will rock your socks
This is the procedure on how to correctly achieve the venus fly trap.
(1.) Male lies on his back.
(2.)Male spreads his legs open like a V shape outward into the air.
(3.) The female commences to stroke the asshole of the male with her tongue.
(4.) When the male alludes the females tongue firmly caressing his ass hairs, the male must abruptly clasp his butt cheeks together, thus clamping the females tongue within his hairy derriere.
It is suggested to be naked or in asscheekless chops to pull this off as easily and comfortably as possible.
Last night Justin went out in his butt cheekless chops and picked up a few harlets. Let's just say a few tongues got trapped in his hairy asshole, because he perfected "the venus fly trap".
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