Some bastard: The usa lost to vietnam
Some grandpa: *Vietnam flashback*
Vietnam is a country in South Asia. The langauges are: Hmong-Mien (Hmong people use this langauge. It is NOT related to vietnamese.) Vietnamese (The most common langauge in Vietnam.) Vietnamese people mainly practice Christianity and Buddhism. (I myself am Vietnamese. Keep in mind I don't know how to speak it. I only know some things.) Vietnam has beautiful culture. Most people only know about it because of the war.
Person A: Hey, where did you come from?
Person B: Oh, i came from Vietnam.
When the sex is so raw and animalistic that it closely resembles warfare; often lasting insanely long amounts of time and/or scoring record O counts for both parties.
Yea man, me n MJ were vietnam fuckin the other night n busted the headboard again.
Boy 1: have you heard of the Vietnam missles
Boy 2: they dont have any
Boy 1: I know
A form of crop dusting where you accidentally shit yourself. This smells so toxic that it is comparable to the spraying of Agent Orange from cropdusters during the Vietnam War.
"When had to let one rip in school, I had a Vietnam Crop Dusting the hallway. Can you bring me some clean pants, mom?"
A Vietnam Landing Strip is when a guy doesn't wipe his ass and has shit on him until it forms in a landing strip shape. In sexual terms, a girl would land her tongue on the strip and lick it until it's clean.
Dude, my girl asked if she could play with my Vietnam Landing Strip. Her tongue felt like warm jello