Trying to vote

I just want to vote on words

I am trying to vote

Voting age

The agw you can vote at

I'm at the voting age that is 17

vote brown

to think brown sus

Brown: Red, Clown, Pink, Amogus, Stick Cat, Orange, Parrot, Biden, Obama, Bee, Nina, Firestar,Globe, Vietnam, Rodrick, and Brown are all sus
Pink: vote brown

Survival Vote

A political vote cast out of survival, rather than political gain.

Jerry: "I can't believe you voted for Hillary. She's a HORRIBLE candidate"

Derek: "Yeah, it was a survival vote, but it was better than voting for the other guy"

Jerry: "You're just voting for the lesser of two evils"

Derek: "Exactly. They're both evil, so I voted for the one that I can actually live with"

Votes for school

One of the most boring things that British teenagers have to go through drying form. They cover subjects like criminal activity, jobs, politics and even more bullshit.

Form tutor: Ok get your votes for school books out
Students: oh for fuck sake not this
Form tutor: Get out of my classroom now and go to the head of year!
Student: bun that bruv

Anxiety vote

Knowing your voting rights are actively under attack (probably by the own government or foreign) so you force yourself to vote because you know now you need to, more than ever...

Even tho the options are still shit

I need to make my anxiety vote this year I see, better take some reinforcements and comfort food to deal with the waiting time and the brainwashed militias

voting irregularities

The default explanation for an electoral defeat given by a losing candidate for public office.

Reporter: "But you lost the election by a 50% margin!"
Candidate: "Well, that's because of voting irregularities."

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