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Wank

To tickle the kipper.

Slang: 'I just tickled my kipper'
Real Meaning: 'I just had a wank'

by Carlos Jones February 19, 2008

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


WANK

A computer worm which stands for:
Worms
Against
Nuclear
Killers

The worm has attacked DEC VMS computers in 1989 over the DECnet

Your System Has Officially Been WANKed
You talk of times of peace for all, and then prepare for war.

by Michin Crayon April 21, 2018


Wank

Masturbating, often applied to men.

I usually wank every night, it helps me to feel asleep.

by Teh Wolfboy August 17, 2015


wanked

Refering to being completely drunk. It combines the terms wasted and tanked.

Yo check out that kid having sex with the dog...he is totally wanked

by Gurry the Great August 2, 2009

38πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


Wanked

The past tense word for masturbation.

I just wanked to your picture.

by XxKayleyxX January 9, 2016

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


that’s wank

This means something is like well stupid or rubbish.

E.g. is that a Rubik cube that’s wank

by Itz_mia_dat_hoe January 30, 2018

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


The Wank

A dance, similar to "the jerk" but preformed to hardcore rock music, preferably Down With The Sickness by Disturbed. Consists of throwing hands up and swinging head aimlessly while performing the ever so popular jerk.

Hey Louis, its the song!!! do the wank!!!

by thewank November 19, 2009

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž