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wanker

one who seems happy to go through life in a allmost homosexual frolicking manner not realy skilled nor capable of much normally an anoyance
you would have little or no respect/confidence in this person

also known as someone who likes to masturbate to an excessive degree

"damn it lenny quit being a wanker and help us get this done"
"you did it again? whats wrong with you ya wanker"
"aww look little timmys balls just dropped and hes allready spankin it hes gonna grow up to be such a wanker"
"Geroge bush is a wanker, but thats taking it easy on him"

by HeYzUs December 21, 2005

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Wanker

The middle of the three size classifications of the human penis, the sizes, in order, going like this:
-Wonker
-Wanker
-Winker

Roy's penis is neither large nor small, rather, he has a wanker.

by SizesDefined December 2, 2016

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Wanker

Trump

Trump is a Wanker

by Big dick Human Being October 21, 2020

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wanker

Someone who doesnt know the difference between a mode-2 ipx socket and a mode-3 ipx socket - i mean come on guys!

GOON 1 : "I think he's confused his mode 2 with his mode 3!"
GOON 2 : "What a wanker!"
GOON 1 : "hyuk! Nasal laugh, lots of slobber and slurping
GOON 2 : "Lets have gay sex"

by peda June 17, 2003

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wanker

a man caught up in his own world, who would love nothing more than to make love with themselves..... if it were possible.

"sinclair you wanker stop feeling yourself"
"brad is a self indulgent wanker

by traceab May 20, 2007

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Wanker

A word used to describe one's dick.

Dee-dum has such a large wanker!

Who's gonna hold the video camera when Dee-dum and I get it on with his big wanker?

by hexpack February 13, 2015

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Wanker

1)an insult for a poor theiving and unusually violent person known as a filthy pikey.Also for benders who die blond streeks into their hair
2) jerkin yer Gerkin

What a Wanker

by Derek_jamal October 29, 2003

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