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Something that looks strange or physically disheveled
She re-opened the envelope, so the packaging looks wanky
Just like "That's what she said"
When something is not meant to be sexual, but sounds sexual or can be put in to a sexual context.
The origin of the word comes from the TV show "Glee" where it is typically said as a sort of catchphrase by character Santana Lopez.
(taken from show)
"Well you guys have a hole to fill, and I'm just trying to fill it."
"..Wanky"
A fat lard. Aka jabba the hut looking head ass mug lol
Your a stupid ookie wankie
When you administer a pecker slap to your partner, followed by plugging one nostril by sticking your wankie in there blocking the air flow of one side of the nose; so that when they/them breathe it creates a whistling sound. Then, using your non dick-hand you can hold over your "instrument's" nostril plugging and releasing the nasal cavity like a trumpet to the tune of Yankee Doodle.
Before the couple enjoyed some coitus, Roger decided to give Marsha a proper Wankie Doodle during foreplay which he has renamed "Band Practice."
Pam - "Marsha, are you having trouble breathing?"
Marsha - "A little, Roger performed a Wankie Doodle on me last night, and i have been congested ever since."
A Finnish slang term used to masturbating right before bedtime.
Julle is always sure to get a wanky in the sanky in before he goes to sleep.
When your at post drinks, and you jerk it off under the group blanket.
Ahh will! You having a Wanky blanky?
When someone over the age of 50 jerks off into their hanky
Man 1.im so horny but I’m at my nieces kindergarten
Man2. I know, just do a hanky wanky