Da classic bu**s**t remark dat people use to try to make each other feel better regarding an unforeseen/inconvenient downpour.
Everyone's lawns and gardens were flourishing just dandy before today's torrential downpour, so why is everyone telling each other, "We needed the rain at this time"?! Who needs drenched muddy sidewalks and huge messy puddles all over town???
Spanish: Dora
English: We speak it
Math: Calculator
Science: We have NASA
Music: Spotify
Drama: TikTok
PE: Walking back and forth to the kitchen
Writing: Just text
Reading: If you are reading this now you obviously know how to read
And this is why we don’t need school
When shit is about to go down!
Wife:Honey we need to talk, I have no fuckong auss huole
Please help. All we have left is refried beans and rice crackers.
Yo, my cat got hit by a car... WE NEED SUM EATS.
The most powerful spell from the book Arcanis Arcanum Vol. VIII. It has 12 chapters describing it. It said it could break anything, relationships, the Earth and the Universe. Practice of this spell is actually legal. If someone chants it, that means ur screwed.
Susan: We need to talk.
The universe: *explodes*
It's over, back you bags. You're screwed.
We need to talk, I'm seeing another man.
May sound innocent. but can mean anything from "your mother died" to " you need to stop snorting cocaine. It's ruining the funeral"
Her: we need to talk.
Him: is it about the crocs in bed?
Her: "iS It aBouT tHe crOcS iN bED" ofcourse it'ss about the crocs allen.