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The desire or temptation to do something mischievous, illegal, immoral or weaselly, usually for personal gain or a good laugh.
Unable to fight the pull of the weasel, Penn placed advertisements for strip clubs and escort services between the pages of the Gideon's Bible in his hotel room.
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i wonder if anyone will ever look this up...??? i don't know why anyone would. i just was thinking of That 70's Show, and Kelso was saying that.
'You know what a funny word is...??? PICKEL WEASEL!'
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great band , ben weasel is a genious for his awesome pop punk tunes \m/
supermarket fantasy , stupid over you , stupid girl , you blister my paint , planet of the apes i wanna be a homosexual , the girl next door
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A backroom conversation that can be found taking place in a police facility (72 pct). A conversation which consists of spewing unconfirmed "facts", rumors, lies and flat out bullshit which angers, upsets and riles lawmen for no reason because its all a made up pile of horseshit.
Sal: did you hear that Meyer is having the mole rat, dress as a female pros, to go to the pocket park to try and sell his ass for a collar?
Gary: yeah nahh, that's weasel talk!
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When a person pours on the cheap colgne or perfume and thinks they smell fine.
Holy Buckets! Jane's back to using that weasel stank again. Damn.
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A vicious land predator characterized by it's inability to feel sympathy. It has a cute, fuzzy exterior and the ability to kill anything at any time in any place; seriously...it assassinated Abraham Lincoln...John Wilkes Booth just owned one. They are found naturally in large populated areas, where crime lords will pay them to assassinate ANYONE and EVERYONE. The German Poet, Alphred Von Schleeden Ho once refered to sand weasels as "The Sand Veazel" or "Little Satan." In Arabic: "Plague of the Ages."
There was no meteor to kill the dinosaurs, there was only a pissed off sand weasel.
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The unexpected exposure of a private body part. Sometimes happening in yoga or pilates class.
We were stretching our legs when I was greeted by the hairy weasel of the lady standing next to me.
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