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Wedding Dick

A term used to describe ultimate hardness.

That turkey that you left in the freezer is as hard as a wedding dick!

by 0014, twice as good January 8, 2010

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wedding atheist

A man (or woman) who although happy to have a long-term relationship, has absolutely no interest or belief in marriage.

Girlfriend: It's been 10 years now, can we talk about our marriage already?
Boyfriend: Oh shit didn't I tell you? I'm a wedding atheist

by Bodyscanner October 13, 2010

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wedding cake

A wedding cake is a term used to describe a backed-up toilet that continues to be used. Each subsequent layer of feces and toilet paper creates an additonal layer to the "cake".

Man, you should see the wedding cake in the second stall. I just added a fifth layer to that thing!

by MMoose November 8, 2006

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wedding ring

A tourniquet worn on one's ring finger.

John's life hasn't been the same since he got married, it's like that wedding ring has stopped him from having fun.

by Xcluxive April 12, 2007

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American Wedding

When a woman performs oral sex on a man under the table in a restaurant. Usually concealed by the table cloth. From a scene in the movie by the same name.

He got his wife to give him an American Wedding at that Italian Resturant downtown.

by Bart Sampson August 1, 2010

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Wedding Band

Similar to the female wedding band, but contrary to popular belief, the male wedding band is actually placed around the males nuts after sex on their wedding night.

Matt cant go out with us tonight because he has a wedding band now and his brain is affected.

by EMARG February 12, 2007

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wedding cake

When you are about to cum, pull out, cum in your hand, and then smear it all over her mouth.

hey honey, how'd you like your wedding cake early?

by Mozes April 7, 2005

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