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chump weight

A term used in weightlifting. An amount of weight that can be lifted by your average Joe. The term also relates to the attitude of the lifter, who believes himself to be strong when, in actual fact, he's not. This makes him a chump, not the weight on the bar. Typical weight of chump weight in e.g. the bench press: 220 lbs or 100kg.

Joe: I can bench 220! Schmoe: Don't you know that's chump weight?

by Nikolas Belmont May 27, 2008

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Your weight

When your bro, points out a girl (Commonly referred to as blade or yoke) who is exactly your kind of girl. Not to be confused with actual body weight.

Bro! She is your weight.

by doitinadatsun October 2, 2018

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Feather weight

An individual that consumes a small amount of alcohol and is intoxicated. Similar to a light weight, but even less alcohol has to be consumed for them to screw a stranger or run around without their clothes.

She's is such a feather weight after one shot her clothes were on the floor.

by Haleslut February 23, 2009

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Border Weight

the maximum maintainable weight an illegal immigrant can sustain and still make an illusive escape from immigration.

"Pedro, you're living dangerously eating all those tortillas. You're not going to be able to make border weight."

by Petey D12 May 17, 2014


College Weight

The weight a young man or woman gains in college due to excessive ingestion of beer, grain alcohol, and of course all the delicious snacks you eat when smoking marijuana.

It,s so great you could make it home from school for Christmas jimmy, looks like you've been partying you've put on a little college weight.

by Shang Tsung October 1, 2010


Expiration Weight

similar to an expiration date, if you pass a certain weight your health is no good. point of no return. passing your expiration weight will end up in either many surgeries or death. beware.

"Hey! Who gave you permission to eat cake?! You're on a strict diet!"-doctor
"My wife..."-mr. portley
"No more cake! You're about to pass your expiration weight!"-doctor

by bambilovestoparty December 10, 2009


correct weight

Used to confirm approval of a mates suggestion or comment.

"Time for a brew?" - "Correct weight"

"Fark she's got mad cans!!" - "Correct weight"

by EMaddog February 29, 2008