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First wank of the morning.
First early morning masturbation session
He woke early and decided to give himself a gentleman’s welcome.
Stabbing someone in response to something
Some guy tried grabbing me so I gave him an English welcome
When you're a penguin who loves to surf.
Surf's Up is a great movie and Welcome To Paradise is played at some point in the movie and Green Day kicks ass.
A welcome center is a location where the laziest person works. This person enjoys spending his/her day scrolling on Facebook and taking photos of people actually working that way he/her can reflect on all the things he/her didn’t do that day. Also the majority of the time he/her isn’t very welcoming while stuff honey buns down his/her throat.
That welcome center has got to be the laziest guy on the crew.
The feeling you experience when you enter a room and everyone looks at you with complete disgust and wants nothing to do with you.
Othello: I went to Barry's Art opening last night. I didn't see you there. What's up?
Desdemona: Since Barry and I have been over, every time I go to a party he's at I feel as welcome as cancer.
Othello: It's been three years! Well, he has AIDS now so I think you have won.
A greeting commonly used after a person has been insulted.
Welcome to burnsville, population you.
A man that is probably married and cheats with his wife by beating his meat to other women and is probably a next big sex offfender
Did u see that guy mr welcome he’s a galist