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Receiving an aggressive blowjob while taking a shit in a public restroom
Do you hear about what Debbie did to old boot knife, I heard she gave him the ol Waxahachie welcome After church Sunday
A term only a pure douche hopped up on roids and an ego would use. Oftentimes in front of a mirror and whispers it to himself as he faintly smiles at his tally marked notebook of morning pullups...always left open so others can see (they werent pullups *cough*).
Also. Tis a lonely place in Jackcity so the amount of tally marks for workout are only outdone by the amount of JACKing off done (and yes there is a tally page for that as well)
Welcome to jackcity; where the doucheyness shines brighter than the roid glow.
Welcome to jackcity; if you can jack it you may become the town mayor.
Welcome to jackcity; where shirtless selfie mirrors are only as joyless as what they aaaactually serve at Whitecastle.
Whenever you recommend this show or any other show, but the person you are recommending to either straight up ignore it or promise to watch it but never do
Artur: “Hey watch welcome to the nhk”
Narcis: “I WILL” never does.
Adj. To describe a piece of written work that is so good it is worthy of being prefaced by, "Welcome Reader. You are about to embark on an epic journey through the fabric of the English language."
Dude, that "Welcome Reader" essay you wrote got like an A+++
Obama's "Welcome Reader" speech swung my vote to him.
A way of saying, "you're welcome" by sounding like a complete moron.
Boy- Thank you for your help with my homework.
Girl- cha welcome
Stabbing someone in response to something
Some guy tried grabbing me so I gave him an English welcome
When you're a penguin who loves to surf.
Surf's Up is a great movie and Welcome To Paradise is played at some point in the movie and Green Day kicks ass.