Ur dad went to get milk

I’m sorry but if someone says this to you there’s a %99.9 that ur dad left you…

Oh ur dad went to get milk! 😭

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i went to amsterdam without you

This term is used when you are secretly gay and went with your "girlfriend" to Amsterdam. In this trip you are very sad because you are also in love with your supposed "mortal enemy", so in your time in Amsterdam with your girlfriend you were thinking about your "mortal enemy". This is a sad term.

Louis(via Always You): "I went to Amsterdam without you and all I could do is think about you💚💙"

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Your stock just went up

Gaining new or increased respect, credibility, appeal, attention, and/or regard. To gain a positive opinion about or interest in.

I didn't know much about you but when I found out you wrote for "The Onion" your stock just went up with me.

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went over like a fart in church

Something that wasn't received very well

Jesse Jackson's attacks on the Jewish community went over like a fart in church.

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Gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence

1. To felate and swallow the ejaculate.

2. To suck a penis and swallow the sperm/cum.

I took that girl from the bar home last night and she gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence on the way there in my car.

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Your dad went to the milk store

This condition is usually when you become a Dream/Dream SMP stan.

A Living Human: "Your dad went to the milk store"
A Dream Stan: "WHAT IM CANNCELLING YOU 172.128.4.1" *FAKE IP*

You went from an 8 to an 8.3

When someone hasn't really succeeded in making themself look hotter, more likable, or intelligent. They only slightly have improved and could definitely do better. For example, if one takes a thirst trap on snapchat, but didn't really improve their look and nobody slides up, they have only gone from an 8 to an 8.3 and need to do better.

Girl, that thirst trap was not it -- you went from an 8 to an 8.3. You can definitely do better