Random
Source Code
Random
The use or photosynthesis in the male human body to measure the amounts of testosterone in the air then times by x and then you get the declaration of independence and use flex tape and he will give you the answer of x₩¥●♡• 20÷*)*
donald trump is trapped in the basement JOE BIDEN YELLS "WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP BRO?"
68👍 67👎
Rhetorical Question used as an exasperation, emphasising the lack of justifiable reasons for non-participation, e.g. in an activity, but most often in reference to intimate relationships. The phrase is often used to question the motives behind such non-participation, and usually the speaker of the phrase is in disagreement with the recipient. In such cases the speaker is often disputing the rationale behind the receipients actions.
In some small obscure countries, the word "sur" is added onto the end of the phrase. The phrase was first coined around 2009 after a conversation between two gentlemen regarding the sexual attractiveness of a woman. The original phrase, discussing the size of said woman's breasts was "What do you needi know sur?! They're humungous baps sur!". The phrase was captured by another gentlemen, who established the phrase in popular culture.
Many variations of the phrase exist and appropriate answers, for example, have been developed. The rarely used acronym, W-DUNK (pronunced - waa-dunk) became obsolete in late-2009.
(In the original use of the phrase)
Man A: "You would do* her"
Man B: "Nah, shes not that good"
Man A: "What do you needi know?! They're humungous baps sur!"
*referring to sexual intercourse
Person A: "She's so hot"
Person B: "I don't think shes that hot. I wouldn't go out with her"
Person A: "What do you needi know sur?! She's amazing! I would!"
Guy 1: "I hate {Sports Team A}!"
Guy 2: "What do you needi know sur?! They're the best!"
6👍 3👎
a question that one person in a relationship will never receive a straight answer to because their partner is mentally incapable of understanding it.
The (hungry) person who asks always does so anyways, despite the sometimes years and years of proven, insufficient responses.
Person A, dying of hunger: “What do you want to eat?”
Person B: “Idk”
Person A: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
23👍 61👎
What you say to someone who doesn't like your work.
Client:"That is fucking shit!"
You:"What are you, some sort of cunt? This is SO fucking typical!"
11👍 9👎
the feeling that you get when you die in video games
WHAT DO YOU MEAN KID HOW DID I DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6👍 4👎
What sort of person do you think i am?
Go guns blazing?,what do you take me for,an idiot?
Cool ass part from the show tbh
Dude1: what will you have in 500 years
Dude 2:I will have ca-candice.
Dude 1: who’s Candice?
Dude 2: Candice dick fit in your mouth
Dude 1: violently punches dude 2